Fuck off Plate

Beautiful, unique, hand printed, ceramic plates. Our 6" plates makes a beautiful trinket dish or saucer. All plates make stunning wall art. All plates are packaged in a white gift box with a plate stand. Our ceramic dinner plates are sturdy and robust, but they do require a bit of care in order to keep them looking perfect. They are perfect for a slice of cake or toast, however we do not recommend using your plate to dish up meals or using of cutlery, as persistent scratching might deflect from the beauty of the print. We recommend they are to be hand washed and handled with care.

Orders are processed within 1–3 business days. Please allow up to 14 days for your order to be shipped.

UK orders are shipped via Royal Mail Tracked 48.

International orders are sent with a fully tracked international service.

Every shipment includes up to £50 compensation in the unlikely event of loss or theft. Once dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email.

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery, as long as:

• Items are unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging
  
• Products are returned in resalable condition
• Return shipping is paid by the customer unless the item is faulty
  
  

To request a return, please contact us first — unauthorized returns may not be accepted.

Refunds will be processed to the original payment method once the item is received and inspected.

Changed your mind? You can cancel your order within 24 hours of purchase for a full refund. Please contact us as soon as possible to ensure timely cancellation.